Apple ruthlessly mocks a Windows laptop (but which one, exactly?)


Sell it to me, Apple.


“Goodness,” I said to myself. “That’s so impressive.”

Well, I was sitting on my own watching Apple’s latest event, so who else was I going to talk to? 

And I’m always easily impressed.

In this case, Angela Kyazike, Apple’s iPad engineering program manager, showed off the latest and clearly most wonderful iPad Air.

She sold it with a script that contained all the aplomb of the small print you always click “agree” under.

She said

the new Air

 is “up to two times faster than the best selling Windows laptop in its price range.”